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Knowledge[]

Big Tree[]

“The Really Big Tree is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

"Six by nine. Forty two."

"That's it. That's all there is."

"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe"

Tywod:

Mostly Harmless

Heart of Gold:

The Heart of Gold is an interstellar, self-powered improbability device, or as the people of Wintersmith would say, a bloody good machine. It can travel immense distances before you even start to think about blinking your eyes, and the more improbable something is, the greater chance of it happening. So if Lingminging boards the heart of gold, he will immediately become supreme ruler...

More knowledge[]

Don-t-panic-256831

The cover of the Hitchhiker's Guide to Creativia

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory, which states that this has already happened

Knowing where ones towel is[]

... a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

So Long and thanks for all the fish[]

The cats had long known of the impending demolition of planet minecraft and had made many attempts to alert playerkind to the danger...The last ever cat message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner," but in fact the message was this: "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish."

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